Denny Jackson was born in Oregon, but raised in the cold depths of the deep center of Alaska. Except in the summers, when it’s actually the best place on Earth. That’s why they talk about it in that Led Zeppelin song, but I digress. After continuously striking out with the ladies, I did what all teenagers do: I learned to play guitar. During long winter nights I spent uncounted hours practicing away until I mastered “The Squeedle” (patent pending). In my down time I earned a degree in physics and math, further alienating myself from all women. After realizing that no human should have to live in a temperature of minus 30 degrees Fahrenheit for more than a month straight, I decided to move to Oregon again. While pursuing my studies and hitting the snooze button on life (attending grad school) I met Joe and Andy. I even managed to meet the best lady in the world. So sorry other ladies, I’m off the market.
Denny Jackson was born in Oregon, but raised in the cold depths of the deep center of Alaska. Except in the summers, when it’s actually the best place on Earth. That’s why they talk about it in that Led Zeppelin song, but I digress. After continuously striking out with the ladies, I did what all teenagers do: I learned to play guitar. During long winter nights I spent uncounted hours practicing away until I mastered “The Squeedle” (patent pending). In my down time I earned a degree in physics and math, further alienating myself from all women. After realizing that no human should have to live in a temperature of minus 30 degrees Fahrenheit for more than a month straight, I decided to move to Oregon again. While pursuing my studies and hitting the snooze button on life (attending grad school) I met Joe and Andy. I even managed to meet the best lady in the world. So sorry other ladies, I’m off the market.
Love, Denny